^ חמוד
אבא של ידיד שלי, שגם חבר משפחה, כל הזמן רושם בסטטוס שלו בפייסבוק משפטים או מקרים מצחיקים... אז הנה כמה שאהבתי.
I was reading about this guy who'd been killed by his wife, she apparently whacked him over the head with a frying pan. What a sick, sick world we are living in, I mean, what the hell was he doing in the kitchen?
Two policemen knock on the door of a flat and a 10 year old boy answers with a bottle of vodka in his hand, a prostitute on his arm and a joint between his lips. The two policemen give each other an uneasy look and say "Is your dad in son?"... the boy replies "Does it look like it ?!"
A man buys a parrot. The parrot keeps swearing at the man so he puts it into the shed. As it still being abusive he puts the parrot into a cupboard, this also fails to work.He puts the parrot into the fridge. The parrot shuts up, so he takes it from ...the fridge and returns it to its perch! The parrot apologises. The man says just dont do it again. So the parrot asks 'Can I ask one thing?.....What did the chicken do?"
Last week it was announced that in the first half of this year British Airways lost 201 million. I'm not sure if that's in pounds, dollars or suitcases.