אשכול צחוקים

[ilai fields #7]

כן

[Ashleadt]

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

[mentalstamina]

מעולה.

[Ozerivarium]

חחחח יווו זה סרטון כל כך מצחיק

המראיין התחיל לצחוק על הקול של הבחור המסכן שעבר ניתוח בשקדים בגרון ולא יכל להפסיק לצחוק אז הוא ניסה להתחמק מהבחור המסכן בזה שהוא פנה אל הקהל בתקווה שיפסיק לצחוק אבל לפתע קרה הבלתי יאומן צפייה מהנה:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OOX2F0uW6s[/youtube]

בקיצור מסכן המראיין ומסכן המרואיין.

[Sunny]

זה דיי ישן אבל ראיתי את זה לאחרונה ופשוט לא הפסקתי לצחוק. זה פשוט מטורףףףףףףף

[ilai fields #7]

לא משהו בכלל...
מצטער עוזרי...

[RemedyLane]

חח איזה מראיין מ-ט-ו-מ-ט-ם!
צחקתי רק בגלל הצחוק שלו. איך הוא מתגלגל שם..
אבל איזה מעליב זה. פשוט גועל נפש.
איך יכול להיות שאף אחד בקהל לא צחק בגלל הצחוק שלו?


אשלי - אהבתי!

[ilai fields #7]

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

ענק אשלי!!!!!!!
איך לא ראיתי את זה קודם??

[Sunny]

[ilai fields #7]

גיחכתי חמוד מאוד!

[EathanZDSG]

מכיר את זה...נחמד מאוד.

[DivineComedy]

From boring meetings with the US guys:


how is that guy called who hangs around with the musicians?
the drummer

what's a drummer without a girlfriend?
homeless


How do you confuse a backup singer?
give them keys and a watch
cause backup singers never come in on time and they are always off key

[WhoIsMax]

הראשון מוכר, השני ממש טוב

[ilai fields #7]

כמה שזה לא מצחיק.....

[WhoIsMax]

כי אתה בצד השני של הבדיחה..
נו יאללה, תביאו בדיחות על גיטריסטים

[ilai fields #7]

לא קשור...
שמעתי את הבדיחות האלה 100 פעמים ואף פעם זה לא הצחיק.

[avrahamshuk]

זה רק מחזק את הטענה שאתה לא אובייקטיבי... כי אותי זה נורא הצחיק...

[Ozerivarium]

מוגש לכם באהבה ובהערכה רבה קצת חומר להשכלה הכרחית - אקדמאית :

[Nabo]

וואי גיל ססובר, הכי כיתה ד'

[DayLight Misery]

חחחחחח הזוי לגמרי